[lit-ideas] Re: My demise

  • From: Erin Holder <erin.holder@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Thu, 7 Oct 2004 19:35:24 -0400

You'll notice that I wasn't even mentioned in the people who should have 
noticed his absence.  Well, shit.  Talk about going unnoticed.


Erin
Toronto



Quoting JimKandJulieB@xxxxxxx:

> I've been off-line because of computer deaths, vehicle deaths &  accidents,
> 
> broken contacts, and ill children.  You'll notice I'm now  reading my
> September 
> 5 mail.   No, we're all interchangable, Mike; no  one notices a thing.
>  
>  
> Julie Krueger
> ========Original  Message========     Subj: [lit-ideas] My demise  Date: 
> 10/5/04 5:24:25 PM Central Daylight Time  From: _atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx 
> (mailto:atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx)   To: _lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx 
> (mailto:lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx)   Sent on:    
> I got disconnected from the internet for 4 1/2  days because an over-paid
> telecommunications technician forgot to plug me  back in when he was
> finished
> servicing the local pod or whatever they call  it.  That aggrieved me
> sorely.
> But what was worse was coming back on  line and having to trudge through
> 600
> plus emails -- mostly from prescription  drug dealers and cum-loving hot
> teen-age sluts -- only to find that no one  had missed me.  How long would
> it
> have taken before someone asked, "Say,  whatever happened to old
> what's-his-name?"  Jeez, you'd have thought  that JL, at least, would have
> mentioned my passing.  "He was a bad  speller, but he like big words."  I
> would have thought that, at the very  least. JL would have OED'd the
> meaning
> of death.   But no, my  demise went unnoticed entirely.  There was no David
> Ritchie elegy for  me   No note from Judy Evans expressing Great Britain's
> great  sorrow.  Nothing from Robert Paul wondering whether I was hot or 
> cold.
> Carol Kirschenbaum never queried in her  let's-not-beat-around-the-bus
> manner: "What?  Are you fucking dead, or  what?"   Andreas never sent his
> condolences, as did no one.   Had this been my death, I would have died
> alone.  But that's  existentialism and I no longer buy into that.
> 
> 
> So, hey, lucky for you,  lucky for me I'm not dead.  You are all relieved
> of
> your funereal  feelings.  I say let's dance.
> 
> Mike  Geary
> Memphis
> 
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