You'll notice that I wasn't even mentioned in the people who should have noticed his absence. Well, shit. Talk about going unnoticed. Erin Toronto Quoting JimKandJulieB@xxxxxxx: > I've been off-line because of computer deaths, vehicle deaths & accidents, > > broken contacts, and ill children. You'll notice I'm now reading my > September > 5 mail. No, we're all interchangable, Mike; no one notices a thing. > > > Julie Krueger > ========Original Message======== Subj: [lit-ideas] My demise Date: > 10/5/04 5:24:25 PM Central Daylight Time From: _atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx > (mailto:atlas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx) To: _lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx > (mailto:lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx) Sent on: > I got disconnected from the internet for 4 1/2 days because an over-paid > telecommunications technician forgot to plug me back in when he was > finished > servicing the local pod or whatever they call it. That aggrieved me > sorely. > But what was worse was coming back on line and having to trudge through > 600 > plus emails -- mostly from prescription drug dealers and cum-loving hot > teen-age sluts -- only to find that no one had missed me. How long would > it > have taken before someone asked, "Say, whatever happened to old > what's-his-name?" Jeez, you'd have thought that JL, at least, would have > mentioned my passing. "He was a bad speller, but he like big words." I > would have thought that, at the very least. JL would have OED'd the > meaning > of death. But no, my demise went unnoticed entirely. There was no David > Ritchie elegy for me No note from Judy Evans expressing Great Britain's > great sorrow. Nothing from Robert Paul wondering whether I was hot or > cold. > Carol Kirschenbaum never queried in her let's-not-beat-around-the-bus > manner: "What? Are you fucking dead, or what?" Andreas never sent his > condolences, as did no one. Had this been my death, I would have died > alone. But that's existentialism and I no longer buy into that. > > > So, hey, lucky for you, lucky for me I'm not dead. You are all relieved > of > your funereal feelings. I say let's dance. > > Mike Geary > Memphis > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html > > > ------------------------------------------------------------------ > To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, > digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html > -- Erin ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html