At 08:19 PM 3/10/04, you wrote: >The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President=20 >Bush to honor his achievements. In daily use it was shown that the=20 >=A0stamp =A0was not sticking to envelopes. After a month's testing, a=20 >special =A0presidential commission made the following findings: > >1) The stamp was in perfect order. > >2) There was nothing wrong with the applied adhesive > >3) People were spitting on the wrong side This is an old joke. Just insert "famous hated person" and it works. I think I heard this same joke with another person's name at least 15 years ago. Paul ------------------------------------------------------------------ To change your Lit-Ideas settings (subscribe/unsub, vacation on/off, digest on/off), visit www.andreas.com/faq-lit-ideas.html