[lit-ideas] Re: Another Bush failure?
- From: Eric Yost <eyost1132@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: lit-ideas@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Wed, 30 Aug 2006 22:30:22 -0400
>>intensive therapy with Dr. M. Geary, PhZ.
Personal confession time.
M. Geary's doctorate in Zydeco, the so-called "PhZ,"
prevented me from fully appreciating him as a surrogate
father, and thus from successfully transferring all my toxic
issues unto him. No matter how welcoming and warmhearted his
therapy, I kept unfolding the frayed picture of Bin Laden
from my jacket pocket, brandishing my Gerber fighting knife,
and muttering, "Kill, kill, kill!" His clever techniques,
such as hazarding that I was somehow related to Bin Laden,
his sly references to Captain Beefheart lyrics, his advice
on the best way to make a mint julep, all his niceties and
nuance of judgment, rebounded against the stubborn and
adamantine carapace that is my soul.
Still there is hope and time to change. If only Dr. Geary
hadn't loosed his Harpy-tongued collection agents on me. If
you see him, tell him that I will pay my bills as soon as I can.
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