Our club is nearly two years old and doing very well at the moment. Trouble is were short on volunteers at present. Yes I do take her to bed every night and she sings me to sleep. Yes a real one would do me just fine. Are you offering. .?Hahahahaha. I have a built in massager in the mattress too. Hehehehehehe. I could try and do you a copy of the cd and send it to you if you like. Love Malcolm