You people suck! I'm never As I read these emails where people are telling me I owe them money, I'm not getting the joke . . . I'm sitting here thinking "Oh, shit. I am a really bad person. I can't believe I owe everyone money. They must all hate me. I hope my check to Chris for his furniture didn't bounce . . . "

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From: "Natalie Dorfeld" <natalie_dorfeld@xxxxxxxxxxx>
Reply-To: comptesol@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
To: comptesol@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: Re: RE: Peer review
Date: Thu, 12 Jan 2006 18:32:35 +0000

Hola, Kids --

Amy, I?m shooting blanks.  When all else fails, I flock to Donald Murray.

 

Andrea, um, yeah, remember that fifty dollar bill I floated you last summer? 

 

Mysti, I didn?t ride my bike today, but I climbed a tree and fell out of it.  Ouch. 

 

To everyone else, can you believe I?m teaching Technical Writing and Advanced Business Writing this semester?  Their first project is a minutes report.  I want them to pretend they?re insane asylum directors.  9:00:  Shock therapy.  9:15:  Grape popsicles. 

9:30:  Coloring with the squirrels.   

Ah, good times.

 

-- Rosita