[bksvol-discuss] Re: synopsis

Ohmigod! Guido, you're a trip! I'm cracking up! *smile* Take care.
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  From: Guido Corona 
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  Thank you so much Cindy it is just that I had worked so hard to  craft that 
little bit of Schmaltzensteinian nonsense that in the heat of battle I was so 
disappointed that I had missed something so basic as confusing an adjective for 
a noun oh no it was viceversa but I had succeeded in making grammaticalsense of 
something that was so much of a run on that at the end I was totally confused 
and so I started to cry and now I am confused again and so I will cry soon 
later and so I am just going to put a little punctuation at the end so you and 
kelly and Sara and Peter and Sue and Gustavo and Kenneth and Marissa and Jim 
and Janice and Noel and Alison and Alison and Alison yes I think there are at 
least three of you but one has left I think because you are all so nice even if 
I cry perhaps can help me so real good and fix everything so it sound so much 
better oh my God oh my God I am running out of air let me get my Oh god where 
is my where on Earth did I put oh yes did someone see my bucket of Prosac? 

  ........;;;;;;;;;,,,,,,,,,????????!!!!!!! 

  Ah,  I feel so much better now I got this off my chest! 


  Guido Dante Corona
  IBM Accessibility Center,  Austin Tx.
  Research Division,
  Phone:  512. 838. 9735.
  Email: guidoc@xxxxxxxxxxx
  Web:  http://www.ibm.com/able



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  LOL.  My husband keeps asking what I'm chuckling or
  laughing at. He, too appreciates your sense of humor. 
  Your suggestions are not only good ones but if
  followed would save the submitter or validator space
  in the short synopsis and he/she (I'm afraid to write
  "they" for fear you'll correct me, Guido, after my
  recent comments -- but I truly meant to compliment you
  on your long but not run-on sentence) wouldn't have to
  worry about the submission being rejected and having
  to be re-submitted.

  Cindy


  -- Guido Corona <guidoc@xxxxxxxxxx> wrote:

  > In a more sober vein,  synopsis long or short should
  > not reflect the 

  > This novel is about. . .
  > 
  > This book is about. . .
  > 
  > A really good treatment. . .
  > 
  > Christian Romance.
  > 
  > Pagan Romance.
  > 
  > Thriller.
  > 
  > See long synopsis.
  > 
  > Read inside.
  > 
  > 
  > 
  > G.
  >  
  > G.
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  > Guido Dante Corona
  > IBM Accessibility Center,  Austin Tx.
  > Research Division,
  > Phone:  512. 838. 9735.
  > Email: guidoc@xxxxxxxxxxx
  > Web:  http://www.ibm.com/able
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  > Right on!  There is also proof positive that James
  > never actually got into 
  > the giant peach!  Apparently another dark
  > conspiracy.  Care writing a 
  > treaty on it? 
  > 
  > Clearly paranoia lives and thrives! 
  > 
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  > G. 
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  > Guido Dante Corona
  > IBM Accessibility Center,  Austin Tx.
  > Research Division,
  > Phone:  512. 838. 9735.
  > Email: guidoc@xxxxxxxxxxx
  > Web:  http://www.ibm.com/able
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  > Looking over the new titles reminded me where there
  > is a weakness in the 
  > library, that we as volunteers can't point at the
  > software.  While I 
  > realize that I am probably preaching to the choir, I
  > think we need to make 
  > 
  > an effort to provide at least short synopsis that
  > provide readers with an 
  > idea of what the book is about.  I've used the
  > following book as an 
  > example, not to single out any submitter, as it is
  > the famous "A Bookshare 
  > 
  > Volunteer," or validater, but because the long
  > synopsis, which is better, 
  > should have fit comfortably in the short synopsis
  > field.
  > It also caught my attention as I found the subject
  > of the book a bit 
  > humorous as I don't really understand why anyone
  > would find it necessary 
  > to 
  > debunk a novel.  Then again, I never understood why
  > religious leaders 
  > would 
  > come up with allegations that "Barny," "Telly
  > Tubbies," and "Sponge Bob," 
  > promote gay life styles.
  > I think next week I'm going to start on my book
  > proving "the Clone Wars" 
  > were all a fake.
  > 
  > The Da Vinci Hoax: Exposing the Errors in The Da
  > Vinci Code
  > by
  > Sandra Miesel,
  > Carl E. Olson
  > 
  > Synopsis:
  > The Da Vinci Hoax
  > 
  > Long Synopsis:
  > A complete and well-researched debunking of the
  > popular novel The Da Vinci 
  > Code
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