Subject: mental hospital > ><< John & David were both patients in a mental hospital. > > One day they were walking past the hospital swimming pool and John suddenly >dove into the deep end. He sunk > to the bottom and stayed there. > > David jumped in to save him. He swam to the bottom of the pool and pulled >John out. > > The medical director came to know of David's heroic act. He immediately >ordered that David be discharged from > the mental hospital as he considered him to be okay. > > The doctor says, "We have good news and bad news for you, David! The good >news is that we are going to > discharge you because you have regained your senses. Since you were able to >jump in and save another patient, you must be mentally stable. The bad news >is that the patient whom you saved, John, hung himself in the bathroom and >died." > > David replied, "Doctor, he didn't hang himself. I hung him there to dry. > > >> UNSUBSCRIBE by sending email to triadtechtalk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the Subject field. To VIEW/CHANGE your subscription status go to //www.freelists.org/webpage/triadtechtalk