[triadtechtalk] OT Friday
- From: Armando Barreiro <avbsantos@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: triadtechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 30 Mar 2007 06:58:57 -0600 (GMT-06:00)
Ballerina At The Bar
This nasty, sweaty woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walks into a bar. She
raises her right arm revealing a big hairy armpit as she points to all the
people sitting at the bar and says:
"What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
The whole bar goes dead silent as the patrons try to ignore her.
At the end of the bar, a skinny little drunk slams his hand on he bar and says:
"Bartender, I want to buy that ballerina a drink!"
The bartender pours the drink and the woman chugs it down. After she's
completed the drink, she turns again to the patrons and points around at all of
them, again revealing her hairy armpit and saying:
"What man out there will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the little drunk slaps his hand down on the bar and says:
"Bartender, I'd like to buy the ballerina another drink!"
After serving the lady her second drink, the bartender approaches the little
drunk and states:
"It's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you call
her a ballerina?"
The drunk replies:
"Sir, in my eyes, any woman who can lift her leg up that high has got to be a
ballerina!"
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