Love it Armando, it actually made me laugh out loud !!! Sandy ----- Original Message ----- From: "Armando Barreiro" <avbsantos@xxxxxxxxxxxx> To: <triadtechtalk@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Saturday, May 01, 2004 10:07 AM Subject: [triadtechtalk] OT Friday > A husband and wife were having dinner at a very fine restaurant when > an absolutely stunning young woman comes over to their table, gives > the husband a big open-mouthed kiss, then says she'll see him later > and walks away. > > The wife glares at her husband and says,"Who the ~ell was that?" > > "Oh," replies the husband, "she's my mistress." > > "Well, that's the last straw," says the wife. "I've had enough! I want > a divorce." > > "I can understand that," replies her husband, "but remember, if we get > a divorce it will mean no more shopping trips to Paris, no more > wintering in Barbados, no more summers in Tuscany, no more Infiniti > or Lexus in the garage and no more yacht club. But the decision is yours." > > Just then, a mutual friend enters the restaurant with a gorgeous babe > on his arm. > > "Who's that woman with Jim?" asks the wife. > > "That's his mistress," says her husband. > > "Ours is prettier," she replies. > ------- > If today was a fish, I'd throw it back in! > > PeoplePC Online > A better way to Internet > http://www.peoplepc.com > VIEW ARCHIVES @ //www.freelists.org > > UNSUBSCRIBE by sending email to triadtechtalk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the Subject field. > > To VIEW/CHANGE your subscription status go to //www.freelists.org/webpage/triadtechtalk > > Contact List Owner - dbcfour@xxxxxxx > VIEW ARCHIVES @ //www.freelists.org UNSUBSCRIBE by sending email to triadtechtalk-request@xxxxxxxxxxxxx with unsubscribe in the Subject field. To VIEW/CHANGE your subscription status go to //www.freelists.org/webpage/triadtechtalk Contact List Owner - dbcfour@xxxxxxx