[tinwhiskers] Re: EU parliament issues press release
- From: "Bob Landman" <rlandman@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <tinwhiskers@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2010 11:34:21 -0400
Bingo!
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From: "Kane, Joseph E (US SSA)" <joseph.kane@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
To: <tinwhiskers@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Thursday, April 01, 2010 10:52
Subject: [tinwhiskers] Re: EU parliament issues press release
And MEP Jill Evans has volunteered to sit for the
dunking stool, in furtherance of a good cause. 100 Euros
a throw, and proceeds go to buying DDT-treated mosquito
nets for the third world.
Fastball, right down the middle.
What a wonderful world this would be.
-Joe
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From: tinwhiskers-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:tinwhiskers-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Patrick Bruneel
Sent: Thursday, April 01, 2010 10:40 AM
To: tinwhiskers@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [tinwhiskers] Re: EU parliament issues press release
Dang Steve too bad it's April 1st
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From: tinwhiskers-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
[mailto:tinwhiskers-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Steve Smith
Sent: Thursday, April 01, 2010 9:33 AM
To: tinwhiskers@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [tinwhiskers] EU parliament issues press release
PRESS RELEASE
1 April 2010
From: Office of the President of the European Union Parliament
To: Those concerned
For Broad Public Issue (BPI)
Subject: All RoHS Directives
All RoHS Directives are hereby repealed.
It has been discovered that these (RoHS) regulations were without scientific
merit and actually destructive to the environment, rather than supportive
and protective of it, as we had originally intended.
We admit that we were misled by certain radical-fringe environmental groups,
who, masquerading as scientists, furnished our legislative representatives
with False Data. We did not properly investigate and ask for substantiation
of the information furnished, as was our responsibility as elected
representatives of our constituents and members of the World Community of
Mankind.
We are willing to take responsibility for the consequences of our actions.
Any individual, business or National entity who believes they have been
damaged by the enforced waste of human resources and excess costs fo
compliance with the former ROHS regulations and all material losses
attendant thereto, including specifically equipment and systems failures due
to tin whiskers and brittle lead-free solder joints, is entitled to enter a
claim for reparations. Damages may be ascertained by attestation under oath,
and will be taken at face value.
Our preliminary calculations show that the United States of America alone is
entitled to reparations of no less than fifty billion U. S.
Dollars, and we accept worldwide responsibility with no upper limit.
The reparations will be funded by an income tax surcharge on all
radical-fringe environmentalist-group-members in perpetuity.
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