[tinwhiskers] Re: EU parliament issues press release

  • From: "Kane, Joseph E (US SSA)" <joseph.kane@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "tinwhiskers@xxxxxxxxxxxxx" <tinwhiskers@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Thu, 1 Apr 2010 10:52:22 -0400

And MEP Jill Evans has volunteered to sit for the 
dunking stool, in furtherance of a good cause.  100 Euros
a throw, and proceeds go to buying DDT-treated mosquito
nets for the third world.

Fastball, right down the middle.

What a wonderful world this would be. 

-Joe

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[mailto:tinwhiskers-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Patrick Bruneel
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Subject: [tinwhiskers] Re: EU parliament issues press release


Dang Steve too bad it's April 1st
 
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[mailto:tinwhiskers-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Steve Smith
Sent: Thursday, April 01, 2010 9:33 AM
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Subject: [tinwhiskers] EU parliament issues press release

PRESS RELEASE

1 April 2010

From:  Office of the President of the European Union Parliament
To:  Those concerned

For Broad Public Issue (BPI)

Subject:  All RoHS Directives

All RoHS Directives are hereby repealed.

It has been discovered that these (RoHS) regulations were without scientific 
merit and actually destructive to the environment, rather than supportive and 
protective of it, as we had originally intended.

We admit that we were misled by certain radical-fringe environmental groups, 
who, masquerading as scientists, furnished our legislative representatives with 
False Data. We did not properly investigate and ask for substantiation of the 
information furnished, as was our responsibility as elected representatives of 
our constituents and members of the World Community of Mankind.

We are willing to take responsibility for the consequences of our actions.

Any individual, business or National entity who believes they have been damaged 
by the enforced waste of human resources and excess costs fo compliance with 
the former ROHS regulations and all material losses attendant thereto, 
including specifically equipment and systems failures due to tin whiskers and 
brittle lead-free solder joints, is entitled to enter a claim for reparations. 
Damages may be ascertained by attestation under oath, and will be taken at face 
value.

Our preliminary calculations show that the United States of America alone is 
entitled to reparations of no less than fifty billion U. S.
Dollars, and we accept worldwide responsibility with no upper limit.

The reparations will be funded by an income tax surcharge on all radical-fringe 
environmentalist-group-members in perpetuity.

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