*Just wanted to let you know - today I received my 2021 Social Security
Stimulus Package. It contained two tomato seeds, cornbread mix, two
discount coupons to KFC, a 'Biden Hope & Change' bumper sticker, a prayer
rug, a machine to blow smoke up my ass and a 'Blame it on Trump' poster for
the front yard. The directions were in Spanish. Yours should arrive soon.*