I wonder how many spam/content filters will catch this????
-George
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A business man got on an elevator.
When he entered, there was a blonde already inside
who greeted him with a bright,"T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied,"S-H-I-T."
She looked puzzled, and repeated,"T-G-I-F," more slowly.
He again answered,"S-H-I-T."
The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so, she smiled her
biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly, "T-G-I-F."
The man smiled back to her and once again, "S-H-I-T."
The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain,
"'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it duuhhh?"
The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means:
"Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
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George Yobst, Library Technology Analyst phone: 503.723.4890
Library Information Network of Clackamas County fax: 503.794.8238
16239 SE McLoughlin Blvd, Suite 208 web:
http://www.lincc.lib.or.us
Oak Grove, OR 97267-4654 email:
george.yobst@xxxxxxxxx <mailto:george.yobst@xxxxxxxxx>
"...it is impossible for anyone to begin to learn
what he thinks he already knows." - Epictetus
