[thebigjewel] Zombie Outbreak in Small-Town Ontario - May 3, 2006

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  • Date: Wed, 3 May 2006 17:10:55 -0600 (MDT)

Welcome to The Big Jewel, where radioactive, flesh-eating zombies will
always find a warm, savory welcome. The biggest literary news story of the
moment involves a teenaged Harvard undergrad who plagiarized her way to 15
minutes of fame (hopefully not more than that). Well, we have our own
scribbling teen wannabes, and they can rip off other writers just as
cleverly as that brat, so there! Here's a zombie tale told 90210-style, by
the man who enjoys thinking like a little girl, Mike Richardson-Bryan:

Zombie Outbreak in Small-Town Ontario as Chronicled in the Diary of a
Teenaged Girl with a Hopeless Crush

By Mike Richardson-Bryan

Dear diary,

God, nothing EVER happens around here. What does it say about my life when
the highlight of my weekend is helping mom clean out the camper? Yeccchhh!
Went to another lame Battle of the Bands last night. One of the bands
featured three original members of Loverboy, and they were barely halfway
through their first song when their drummer went off his nut and attacked
the judges (I think he actually bit one of them, too). They still won,
though, which tells you something about the music scene in Ontario these

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