Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we favor unconditional amnesty for all humor writers who are in this country illegally but doing the low-paying humor writing jobs that more affluent Americans won't touch. Our old friend Michael Fowler is back this week with his thoughts on the immigration crisis that has gripped and secretly delighted the commentators on all the cable news channels: Why I Like Illegal Aliens By Michael Fowler It isn't just that illegal aliens will do jobs Americans won't do. But of course they will. They will pick fruit, wash cars, wait tables, perform colonoscopies, design computers and test weapons systems, sometimes for hours on end in the brutal heat of a hospital examination room or the hurtling, pressurized cockpit of a jet fighter. You and I couldn't do that, my friend. Don't even say you could. But illegals also read the books Americans won't read: Orwell's "1984," Locke's "Second Treatise of Government," Beckett's "Trilogy," even the works of snarky French postmodern novelist Robert Pinget... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx