* It's getting close to Christmas, and with that comes some Christmas- themed humor from The Big Jewel. Enjoy Dan Fiorella's first piece, and remember to check out Big Jewel contributer Jay Pinkerton's hilarious new Web site The Trailer Trash (http://www.thetrailertrash.com) aftewards. Have a great week! Yikes, Virginia! The Further Correspondence of Virginia O'Hanlon & Mr. Francis Church By Dan Fiorella We all know of the Christmas of 1897 when a perplexed young girl wrote to the editor of the New York Sun in her quest to prove the existence of Santa Claus. Mr. Frank Church's stirring response truly defined the spirit of Christmas for all generations. And the phrase, "Yes, Virginia, there is a Santa Claus," has become the rallying cry of all true believers. But the story doesn't end there. ***************************************************************** 4/12/1898 Dear Mr. Church, Thank you for your wonderful answer to my letter. My family was very happy. And my little friends now truly and forever believe in Santa Claus. But now my friends are saying there is no Easter Bunny! What am I to do? Papa still says if you read it in the Sun it must be so. Please tell me the truth, is there an Easter Bunny? Signed, Virginia O'Hanlon ***************************************************************** 4/20/1898 Dear Virginia, How terrible a place this gray little planet would be if there were no Easter Bunny! Why, no Easter Bunny? Then your friends may as well say "No springtime," "No joy," "No love!" They are wrong, Virginia, for as long as the human heart beats and carries in it generosity, devotion and charity, there will forever be an Easter Bunny. Francis Church Editor, NY Sun You think this is it? You think the article ends here? Oh, you haven't even seen HALF of it, friends -- hop on over to http://www.thebigjewel.com/ for the full version. --- To subscribe/unsubscribe from this email please mail a SASE to The Big Jewel, c/o This Address Doesn't Exist, Not A Real City, U.S.A., 00000.