This week The Big Jewel reminds you that our supreme and utter master Kurt Luchs started his writing life as a poet. After receiving his umpteenth rejection slip asking the rhetorical question, "Is this supposed to be funny?" Kurt realized he had been pursuing the wrong dream. And lo! Instead of a fifth-rate poet, a third-rate humorist was born. Yet every once in a while, as he cleans out his roll-top desk in search of a corkscrew or a loaded revolver, Kurt finds tantalizing scraps of his old life: "Three Mercifully Brief Poems, Or: New Tricks For An Old Doggerel" by Kurt Luchs A Nonsense Verse (Unfortunately, Not Written By Edward Lear) When men were men, and women were men, And the rest of us were trying to rest, They picked a number from one to ten But which they picked is anyone's guess... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx