Welcome to The Big Jewel where, like Robert Frost, we can't help wondering whether the world will end in fire or in ice. The truly inconvenient truth is that we didn't need a would-be horror movie by a former Vice President to tell us it's hot out there this week. But in the interest of scientific balance we present a slightly different view on the likely nature of the Apocalypse. Just between us girls, from what we've tasted of desire, we do NOT hold with those who favor fire. Bring on the ice! "The Ice Age Cometh" By Walter Lynx For a long time, scientists across the country have noticed that of all species, white rats are the most likely to end up behind bars; that white blood cells perform better on standardized tests than red ones; and that snow, also, has a certain blank, whitewashed quality not unlike Mel Gibson's initial DUI arrest report. Coincidentally, they've also found there to be a strong statistical correlation between falling temperatures and the falling of snow, but up until now there has been no cause for alarm... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx