Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we are always more truthful than the hips of certain Latin American pop starlets. Speaking of which, we don't mean to be catty about Shakira...but Tyler Smith does: Shakira, Your Hips Are Full Of Crap By Tyler Smith Dear Shakira, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but it's true. I'll admit, I was skeptical from the start when you claimed that your hips "don't lie." But, I gave you the benefit of the doubt, because I didn't think you were like all the rest of those stuck-up American starlets with their uppity bodyguards and pepper spray. However, that was before today, when I received this letter talking about "equitable remedy" and "ex parte," which, from what I understand, means I have to stop sending you those scrumptious oatmeal raisin cookies along with the vials of my valuable bone marrow your hips were so intent on having. Well, let me just tell you that I feel like a real ass right now, as I'm sure that your hips have been telling me outright lies for weeks, maybe even months... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx