Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we are too busy reading the classified ads to write a blurb this week. Yes, every classified ad is like a miniature novel, containing a whole life -- ruined or redeemed, silly or significant, drunk or sober (or, like Senator Kennedy, hard to tell either way): "Old Safe on Wheels for Sale" By Greg Boose Classified Ad -- Week One FOR SALE: Old safe on wheels. Locked and no combination -- I've never seen inside it. Leaving the country and can't take it with me. Buyer owns whatever is inside. Could be a pile of diamonds or could be nothing. Maybe gold bars. Sorry, no refunds. $10,000. Call Rob X3324... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx