[thebigjewel] My Love Is Green - May 25, 2005

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This week at The Big Jewel, in honor of the superfluous remake of "War of
the Worlds" which will soon be infesting our nation's theaters, we present
a noir-flavored tale about another aspect of the angry red planet:

My Love Is Green

by Walter Lynx

My latest client was a short bald guy in a pinstripe suit. He had knobby
hands, smooth green skin, antennae and eyes like silver dollars. He wore
an "I Like Ike" button on his left lapel -- a good private detective
notices things like that...

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