This week The Big Jewel reveals a tender and surprising fact about Tommy Lee: the man writes poetry! At last the world can focus on something besides how much lead he has in his pencil: "The Crunked and Slammin' Sonnets of Rocker Tommy Lee" by Ethan Anderson (Sure, you know and love him as the aging bad-boy drummer of Motley Crue, the on-again off-again hubby of Pamela Anderson, and the almost-every-week defendant on "Celebrity Justice," but the oft-tattooed rocker Tommy Lee is so much more -- he's a poet, too. So without further ado, the bodacious words of Tommy Lee.) Molten Metal Sonnet Again I've gone and wrecked the Escalade; both bags deployed to stop my drug-drenched dreams of Inspiration, that muse whose bangin' bod evades my famous grasp. Despite the reams... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx