Welcome to The Big Jewel, where our favorite sport is avoiding everybody else's favorite sports. On the other hand, if it sometimes feels like your life is so full of amazing plays (or errors) that it should have two color commentators, check out this week's piece by David Martin: My Day On NBC Sports By David Martin AL MICHAELS: Good morning bureaucracy fans and welcome to another exciting day at work with Dave. What do you look for in today's match-up, John? JOHN MADDEN: Well, Al, if past performance is any indicator, I'm guessing Dave will be late today. We're always ready for a 9 A.M. kick-off but Dave is what we call a "late starter." AM: Whoa, wait a minute. It's only 9:05 and here's Dave. Have you ever seen such an early arrival before? JM: Yes, but not often. I have to assume that he's got a meeting... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx