Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we are blissfully unaware of most current events, but ever-mindful of such significant cultural landmarks as the Garfield movie sequel. Justin Warner (one of our Gang of Four editors here at the Jewel) is also mindful of the new Garfield movie. In fact, he has been thinking of little else lately, consumed with an understandable dread that at long last the comedic wellspring and national treasure known as Jim Davis may be running dry. Well, there are givers in this world, and there are takers. Justin is a giver, as the following list of plot ideas proves so beautifully: "Future Works of Jim Davis, #59-97" By Justin Warner Garfield Binges and Purges Garfield Staples His Stomach Garfield Freebases Coke Garfield Ignores Yet Another Court Summons Garfield Single-Handedly Trashes the Philadelphia Airport Hilton Garfield Replaces Cerberus Garfield Scavenges a Hospital Dumpster Garfield Briefly Embraces Christianity Garfield Impregnates a Walrus... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com/ To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx