Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we enjoy nothing more than sitting in front of the fire with a good book. Did you know that paper burns much more easily than wood? No doubt the famous authors lampooned in this week's piece wish that they had burned their juvenelia before Wayne Gladstone got hold of it: Before They Were Literary Giants They Submitted Lists To Hip Online Humor Magazines By Wayne Gladstone "The Probable Causes Of My Demise," By Edgar Allen Poe Buried alive through misadventure Buried alive through devious intent (by a mortal enemy) Sleep deprivation induced by stifling nightmares of live interment... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx