Welcome to The Big Jewel, where we are enjoying the sea breezes, the salt spray, and the inspiring natural beauty of bloodthirsty gulls dive-bombing helpless fish. Speaking of helpless fish, the defenders of the current adminstration are no match for the poison pen of David Litt, outgoing editor of The Yale Record humor magazine: The Far Starboard By David Litt (The Weekly Standard, a magazine whose editorial positions are often indistinguishable from those of the Bush administration, will be testing the waters with its first-ever cruise. -- Foward.com, August 1, 2007) CAPTAIN KRISTOL: Stay the course! LOOKOUT: But there's an iceberg, dead ahead. We've got to adjust our heading. CAPTAIN KRISTOL: And admit defeat? What kind of message would that send to our enemies, Harrison?... For the full article please visit http://www.thebigjewel.com To unsubscribe from The Big Jewel's Hilarious Weekly Email please send an email with the word UNSUBSCRIBE in the subject line to neilpasricha@xxxxxxxxx