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- From: Neil <nbmdude@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Fri, 3 Oct 2008 21:51:28 -0700 (PDT)
>
> AND THEN THE FIGHT STARTED
> My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping
> channels. She > asked, what's on TV?
> I said, Dust.
> And then the fight started
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>
> My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming
> anniversary. She > said, I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 150 in
> about 3 seconds.
> I bought her a scale.
>
> And then the fight started
>
> =====================================================================
> When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take
> her someplace > expensive... so, I took her to a gas station...
>
> And then the fight started....
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>
> After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to
> apply for Social > Security. The woman behind the counter ask ed me for my
> driver's license to verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had
> left my wallet at home.
> I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come
> back later.
> The woman said, 'Unbutton your shirt'. So I opened my shirt revealing
> my curly silver hair.
> She said, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me' and
> she processed my Social Security application.
>
> When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social >
> Security office.
>
> She said, 'you should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
> disability, too.'
>
> And then the fight started...
>
> ===============================================================
>
> My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school
> reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat
> alone at a nearby table.
>
> My wife asked, 'Do you know her?'
>
> 'Yes,' I sighed, 'She's my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking
> right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she
> hasn't been sober since.'
>
> 'My God!' says my wife, 'who would think a
> person could go on celebrating that long?'
>
> And then the fight started...
>
> ============================================================
>
> I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were
> alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know
> how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?
>
> Yeah, well I couldn't believe it... he was a DWARF!!!
>
> He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted,
> 'I AM NOT HAPPY!'
>
> So, I looked down at him and said, 'Well, then which one are you?'
>
> And then the fight started...
>
>
>
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