[tcb] brians hillarious trip report

  • From: "Brian Denning" <i_am_cool_fred@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  • Date: Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:16:00 -0500

well for those of you that didn't make eureka here is what happened to me. (yes denis i am going to quote my exact message to you.)

so left benton around 8:30 friday morning. fueled up, took the dogs to the vet to kennel, and left. took the interstate from benton to conway, about 1 hour of driving. got on to highway 65 in conway and went on. we stopped in marshal for some pizza at pizza hut, i checked under the bus to see how the "oil cooler leak" was. (you'll understand the quotes later on) two or three minor drops under the bus nothing horrible. checked the oil just a smiggin below the full line. continued on my journey. stopped to get gas in harrison, ar. averaged about 21 mpg. checked under the bus at the "oil cooler leak" one drop nothing bad went on. turn on to 62 from 65 start up the first big hill had to down shift to make it up the hill (lots of down shifting on 62 and 65. start up the hill :sniff: :sniff: what's that smell oh shit i can't see behind me due to the smoke. ah crap the "oil cooler leak" has finally finished itself off. crap pull over as far over as i can get which means the left side of the bus is still in the road. a preacher guy stops to help i start it up he says oil is "gushing" from underneath. he encourages me to drive the 1000 feet over the hill it will take to get on to a huge shoulder area. i hesitate well a big ford econoline van comes flying by almost killing hershey and diana who is inside of hershey that told me i better risk the motor and drive it the thousand feet. get onto the big shoulder. take the rear apron off take the rear most peice of tin off. oil is all over the back side of the pushrod tubes i think man, this "oil cooler leak" is pretty bad for there to be oil on the back side of the pushrod tubes and not the front side. well about that time i hear a vw horn and look over to see a vanagon comming by. i flag them over the guy was like can i help i was like yea (and dripping wet because it was raining at the time. well we looked we tinkered finally i said start it up let's see what is wrong. he fired it up and oil shot out of one of the hoses for the full flow filter. evidently the hose was rubbing against the exhaust pipe that comes out of the head right where the heat exchanger hooks up. so i call my dad who is already in eureka springs and tell him my situation and so he drives over with a nipple and some hose clamps i thank the vanagon guy for stopping told him where dad was and thanked him. he said as he pulled away his wife was asking if they should give me a ride and he looked in the rearview mirror and saw me popping the top and said nope i think they are preparred for the long haul. so the "oil cooler leak" wasn't that it was the full flow. well here is where the funny part comes in:

shortly after the vanagon guy leaves i call andy because i am bored, no answer it is 1ish and andy is probably sleeping because he works 3rd shift. ok so next on my list i call denis. hear is the following sequence of events:

denis' answering service:"hi this is denis and jan we can't come to the phone right now so leave a message after the tone"

me: "yo denis, what's up i'm on the side of the road and thought i would call and say hi so hi, by"

HANGUP

i thought i said i was broke down evidently not. i get the bus fixed and drive on to eureka.

saturday get to the show listen to the 2 messages on my phone the first one being from denis "brian this isn't andy it's denis and we are all talking about you, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!!!" the second one from andy "hey brian this is andy it's 10:15pm and we are eating all kinds of good food and drinking and having a good time and we are talking about you and how you are staying in a hotel room"

i show my bus decorate it with my fancy bus plates. pop my top open the top kot bunk evidently something alot of folks have never seen before.

i knew i was going to hear my name called for something whether it be for best of show, best paint or atleast third in my class. i never heard my name :-( so i am a bit sad. i knew i was going to get best paint. but i didn't.

went to ermilio's and i got food poisoning but it didn't show up till after we got to denis' house. sorry denis for leaving so quickly. i hung my head out the window driving back to the hotel for fear that i might puke. and diana can't drive a stick so that was a fun drive back.

sunday: diana and i went to the big bisquit place out on 62 and listened to the old lady sing while we ate our big ass bisquit and ham and bacon. i only managed to eat the top half of my bisquit so i failed my challenge. then we left got gas at the shell in eureka and went on.

hit some rain in harrison. the windshield wipers decided they were tired of the rain and would stop in the middle of the windshield every time they wiped. i think the motor was getting wet because of the big crack in the windshield seal.

stopped in pickles gap, bought some fudge. realised i didn't have brake lights because the wire came loose so i fixed that and we went on home.

all in all it was a fun trip it sprinkled a bit at the show but not to bad. beautiful weather overall.

oh and denis: i am sitting at my computer at work just thought i would say hi so hi, by.

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