You don't give him enough credit. At least his axle nuts were tight.. Just kidding Brian, we've all been there before. ;-) -----Original Message----- >From: Chuck Blue <sukchew@xxxxxxx> >Sent: Aug 28, 2006 8:45 AM >To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx >Subject: [tcb] Re: brians hillarious trip report > >You didn't mention that you couldn't find Denis' Road.You were found on the >side of the road calling for Help, I think. >ole blue >----- Original Message ----- >From: "Brian Denning" <i_am_cool_fred@xxxxxxxxxxx> >To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >Sent: Monday, August 28, 2006 8:16 AM >Subject: [tcb] brians hillarious trip report > > >> well for those of you that didn't make eureka here is what happened to me. >> (yes denis i am going to quote my exact message to you.) >> >> so left benton around 8:30 friday morning. fueled up, took the dogs to the >> vet to kennel, and left. took the interstate from benton to conway, about >> 1 hour of driving. got on to highway 65 in conway and went on. we stopped >> in marshal for some pizza at pizza hut, i checked under the bus to see how >> the "oil cooler leak" was. (you'll understand the quotes later on) two or >> three minor drops under the bus nothing horrible. checked the oil just a >> smiggin below the full line. continued on my journey. stopped to get gas >> in harrison, ar. averaged about 21 mpg. checked under the bus at the "oil >> cooler leak" one drop nothing bad went on. turn on to 62 from 65 start up >> the first big hill had to down shift to make it up the hill (lots of down >> shifting on 62 and 65. start up the hill :sniff: :sniff: what's that smell >> oh shit i can't see behind me due to the smoke. ah crap the "oil cooler >> leak" has finally finished itself off. crap pull over as far over as i can >> get which means the left side of the bus is still in the road. a preacher >> guy stops to help i start it up he says oil is "gushing" from underneath. >> he encourages me to drive the 1000 feet over the hill it will take to get >> on to a huge shoulder area. i hesitate well a big ford econoline van comes >> flying by almost killing hershey and diana who is inside of hershey that >> told me i better risk the motor and drive it the thousand feet. get onto >> the big shoulder. take the rear apron off take the rear most peice of tin >> off. oil is all over the back side of the pushrod tubes i think man, this >> "oil cooler leak" is pretty bad for there to be oil on the back side of >> the pushrod tubes and not the front side. well about that time i hear a vw >> horn and look over to see a vanagon comming by. i flag them over the guy >> was like can i help i was like yea (and dripping wet because it was >> raining at the time. well we looked we tinkered finally i said start it up >> let's see what is wrong. he fired it up and oil shot out of one of the >> hoses for the full flow filter. evidently the hose was rubbing against the >> exhaust pipe that comes out of the head right where the heat exchanger >> hooks up. so i call my dad who is already in eureka springs and tell him >> my situation and so he drives over with a nipple and some hose clamps i >> thank the vanagon guy for stopping told him where dad was and thanked him. >> he said as he pulled away his wife was asking if they should give me a >> ride and he looked in the rearview mirror and saw me popping the top and >> said nope i think they are preparred for the long haul. so the "oil cooler >> leak" wasn't that it was the full flow. well here is where the funny part >> comes in: >> >> shortly after the vanagon guy leaves i call andy because i am bored, no >> answer it is 1ish and andy is probably sleeping because he works 3rd >> shift. ok so next on my list i call denis. hear is the following sequence >> of events: >> >> denis' answering service:"hi this is denis and jan we can't come to the >> phone right now so leave a message after the tone" >> >> me: "yo denis, what's up i'm on the side of the road and thought i would >> call and say hi so hi, by" >> >> HANGUP >> >> i thought i said i was broke down evidently not. i get the bus fixed and >> drive on to eureka. >> >> saturday get to the show listen to the 2 messages on my phone the first >> one being from denis "brian this isn't andy it's denis and we are all >> talking about you, WE ARE TALKING ABOUT YOU!!!!!" the second one from andy >> "hey brian this is andy it's 10:15pm and we are eating all kinds of good >> food and drinking and having a good time and we are talking about you and >> how you are staying in a hotel room" >> >> i show my bus decorate it with my fancy bus plates. pop my top open the >> top kot bunk evidently something alot of folks have never seen before. >> >> i knew i was going to hear my name called for something whether it be for >> best of show, best paint or atleast third in my class. i never heard my >> name :-( so i am a bit sad. i knew i was going to get best paint. but i >> didn't. >> >> went to ermilio's and i got food poisoning but it didn't show up till >> after we got to denis' house. sorry denis for leaving so quickly. i hung >> my head out the window driving back to the hotel for fear that i might >> puke. and diana can't drive a stick so that was a fun drive back. >> >> sunday: diana and i went to the big bisquit place out on 62 and listened >> to the old lady sing while we ate our big ass bisquit and ham and bacon. i >> only managed to eat the top half of my bisquit so i failed my challenge. >> then we left got gas at the shell in eureka and went on. >> >> hit some rain in harrison. the windshield wipers decided they were tired >> of the rain and would stop in the middle of the windshield every time they >> wiped. i think the motor was getting wet because of the big crack in the >> windshield seal. >> >> stopped in pickles gap, bought some fudge. realised i didn't have brake >> lights because the wire came loose so i fixed that and we went on home. >> >> all in all it was a fun trip it sprinkled a bit at the show but not to >> bad. beautiful weather overall. >> >> oh and denis: i am sitting at my computer at work just thought i would say >> hi so hi, by. >> >> _________________________________________________________________ >> Get real-time traffic reports with Windows Live Local Search >> http://local.live.com/default.aspx?v=2&cp=42.336065~-109.392273&style=r&lvl=4&scene=3712634&trfc=1 >> >> > >