Neil forwarded it to his mother-in-law; I told it to my classes. They
enjoyed it also.
Sammie
At 09:05 AM 10/28/2005, you wrote:
Thanks for sharin' that tidbit! Anytime I see Denis' name on an email, I know I'm gonna be smilin' and laughin'! I even forwarded that one to my mother in-law! Thanks again for startin' my Friday off with a laugh, buddy! Neil
--- Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> So I paid all the bills today and wrote the check > number and the date on each paid envelope and put > them in the file box and put the vintage car stamps > on each letter and even used the stupid bear picture > return labels that Jan gets free from somewhere, > probably a bonus for buying $700 in Barbie shoes or > something. I collect up the mail and I get in the > truck and go up to the garage at the top of the road > and visit Murray and figure that I'm going to need > help from somebody to get the two grandfather clocks > out cuz I shouldn't just drag them out by their feet > cuz something could go wrong and I could see the > future. > > That was the bus content. > > Then I took today's mail out of our mailbox and went > to town. > > I bought some stuff and, on the way home I swung (is > that a word?) by the Big post office to mail the > mail. I threw the mail in the mailbox. 15 minutes > later, as I am driving into my driveway I look down > and see all the bills that I had written and today's > mail was gone. > > I had mailed the mail. > > So I called the post office and explained to the > mailman there that I had mailed the mail. "You > mailed the mail?" Yes, I had mailed the mail that > people had already mailed to me. He said that it > happened all the time and that I would get my old > mail with my new mail tomorrow. He asked me if I > still had the mail that I had meant to mail today > and I admitted that I had come home with it. He > laughs. > > He says, "Don't tell your wife. Did you keep the > junk mail?" Yes. "Just give her that and tell her > it's all you got today." > > So the mail man also gives good marriage advice. > > That is what I did today.
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