OK, here is one for all of you smart VW drivers out there. Let's see who can come up with the first correct answer. Facts: Backwoods Dan who likes to camp in the wild in his VW bus is deep in the woods camping. He is ready to leave and finds that his battery is dead. He is alone and the bus is in a position making it impossible to push. No one is around for miles. No cell phone service. No back up battery. So how does he get out of this predicament? This was an actual story. First correct answer gets a round of applause from the rest of the TCB.