[tcb] The Freakin' Duggars
- From: "Denis Dodson" <coocoo@xxxxxxx>
- To: <tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 26 Dec 2007 15:41:57 -0600
For you who don't know, when I bought the old garage at the top of the road, I
ended up having to deal with Jim Bob Duggar, who has 17 (I think) kids. He is a
Fundamentalist Christian and I can tell you from personal experience that he
does not have the sense God gave geese. He has held small political office here
and, thank God, he lost in the last election. Which shows that Jesus is on my
side. I'm sorry I said that, really sorry, OK?
When I bought the garage it was absolutely jampacked with yard sale crap. Old
clothes, broken furniture, appliances that didn't work. A condition of the sale
was that they had to empty the place. So, Jim Bob and his eldest dragged all
this crap outside, a small mountain of shit, and lit it on fire.
And went home.
The next morning, after the neighbors complained about the flaming embers
falling on their yards and rooftops, I had to explain to the volunteer fire
department that I didn't do it, it was Jim Bob. Their response was to roll
their eyes and shake their heads, 'nuff said.
When he did come back, he brought a tractor with a scoop on the front and
pushed the charred, smoking mass of the edge of the hill, where it immediately
caught fire and I had to get a hose to put it out. Jim Bob said it was just
steam. Flaming steam.
Don't get me started.
Oh yeah, bus content. I keep my bus in there now.
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