Now, THATS funny! --- On Fri, 6/13/08, Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxx> wrote: > From: Denis Dodson <coocoo@xxxxxxx> > Subject: [tcb] Joke > To: tcb@xxxxxxxxxxxxx > Date: Friday, June 13, 2008, 1:43 PM > Three surgeons were having drinks and bragging about their > work. > > One said that he had worked on a man that had cut off seven > fingers. After the sergury the man went on to play a piano > concert for the Queen of England. > > The second surgeon said the he had operated on a man that > had severed both arms and both legs and the man was an > Olympic gymnast now. > > The third surgeon said, "That's nothing, I > operated on a mounted cowboy that had been hit head on by a > speeding train. I had nothing nothing to work with but a > horses ass and a cowboy hat. Today, he's the President > of the United States."