Three surgeons were having drinks and bragging about their work. One said that he had worked on a man that had cut off seven fingers. After the sergury the man went on to play a piano concert for the Queen of England. The second surgeon said the he had operated on a man that had severed both arms and both legs and the man was an Olympic gymnast now. The third surgeon said, "That's nothing, I operated on a mounted cowboy that had been hit head on by a speeding train. I had nothing nothing to work with but a horses ass and a cowboy hat. Today, he's the President of the United States."