We are looking for everyone to donate at least 1 item to the Silent Auction
to benefit Morgan Point's Resort Police Auxiliary.
To put a slightly skewered slant on an old cliché, "One man's dentures are
another man's teeth."
It can be an item that you no longer have room for in the bus or maybe you
just grew out of.
Maybe you have a spare part laying around that you know Denis has been
eyeing.
Maybe you just graduated from Massage school and need a guinea pig to
practice on.
Maybe you need to discipline the kids and can assign them to washing HOMER
Sunday morning.
Maybe you make a mean pumpkin bread!
Maybe Mark can time your engine.
Heck, maybe you're willing to kiss the highest bidder?
Or maybe you just want to seek revenge on Brian like me.
All donations will be accepted. . .so long as they are legal. After all,
this is benefiting an extension of a POLICE organization.
The donations table will be setup Saturday afternoon after our return from
Westphalia (maybe sooner) and bidding will end when I wake up on Sunday.
This gives everyone time to get schnockered on Saturday night and bid high.
Please bring CASH or CHECKS for bidding. Unless Paul is willing to accept
credit. JUST KIDDING, PAUL!
