She will give you a wink and slap your ass. Go get me the biggest darn
house pet around
On Fri, Dec 2, 2022 at 6:16 PM James Hurley <angushurley@xxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
I kiss her cheek and whisper, "If there is a necklace, I will bring it
back."
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Estra would be happy with a nice necklace. She agrees females can all cast
spells.
On Fri, Dec 2, 2022 at 5:37 PM James Hurley <angushurley@xxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
"I will see you later, ma'am," I say quietly before we head off. "Want me
to bring you anything on the way back?"
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Are you bringing any dwarves? The gnomes and Pomeroy and Estra are staying
behind. Estra is only pouting a bit.
On Fri, Dec 2, 2022 at 10:02 AM Tim Farley <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
Very good.
I saw we head southwest and turn more southerly to hit Malkord from
behind. Assuming Malkord is south. Take the indirect path to malkord,
wherever it be.
On Friday, December 2, 2022 at 10:57:46 AM EST, SM Baule <
smbaule@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Your little greenish friend only knows of one main entrance. There may be
others for the higher ups but he only knows and used one.
On Fri, Dec 2, 2022 at 9:55 AM Tim Farley <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
We are waiting on word from Claalgulp on how many entrances there are to
the tunnels.
Also think that we should bring some mining tools, or maybe even some
miners. Not to mine, but to seal some of the entrances. And if we have
access to something like stinking cloud or cloudkill, or that insane plan
Sean had a while back about lighting up the toad caracasses and letting the
toxins settle in to the caves, back when we were south at Temple Point, we
should consider it. At this point, stuffing the tunnels with combustables
and lighting them up may be the best we can do. We'll have a gobber
roast. But then, maybe we don't want to give Ezanus the idea to try on
us....
On Friday, December 2, 2022 at 10:45:59 AM EST, Buddy Schirmer <
buddyschirmer@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Hurrumph
Thinking to holly to pass through the OG's.
We strike once we are ready. We can move as two or three strike teams.
One goes tunneling the others cover above groubd ad support the strike
team. I guess there will be many ways out so we have to cover most of
them. The cover strike team also has to deal with the response from Ogres
and other friendlies while the other clear the Goblins.
We also need to make sure we have enough at the cove to defend.
On Fri, Dec 2, 2022 at 10:10 AM Tim Farley <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
If it were truly a cake walk, we wouldn't gain any XPs from it.
We have more continual light sources than we can shake a stick at,
including Sean's Quimby-built maglight (ok, two of them). We have highly
skilled trap defeaters. And as already noted, our ability to dish out
damage is limited only by the goblins' willingness to die.
That said, as Sean has said so often even he is tired of hearing it said,
whether we go on this mission is not up to him. He still believes the
benefits outweigh the risks. Others with more skin in the game, as it
were, might not agree.
On Friday, December 2, 2022 at 09:55:21 AM EST, Jeffrey Cowen <
dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Underground, narrow corridors , laden with traps and darkness, we may only
be able to get what those in front can attack and we may be dealing with 5
ft tall ceilings in corridors, depending on if they built to accommodate
bigger gobinoids.
On Friday, December 2, 2022, 08:07:29 AM CST, Tim Farley <
dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Hard to say. Yes, the goblin warrens will definitely give them home field
advantage. But there are eighteen spearmen, several longbowmen, Nesgrous,
Johnny Mac, Hagar, Ahearn and Sean can get something in excess of thrity
two melee attacks off every round, and every hit kills a goblin. Figure
Hagar and Johnny may do a minimum of 6hp damage without magical boonuses
with each hit. The weaker ranger Sean does a minimum of 10hps with each
hit, and I have no idea what sort of magical power Alga brings to the
equation. Just the core four plus Nesgrous between 280 and 600 hp of
damage against goblins in a single round. I know from the MERP game that
you like to see the numbers, so them's the numbers here. Lots of attacks,
most will hit, and every hit is lethal. And that doesn't include the
rest. It'll look like a bad video game.
Biggest problem will be traps. Not even really afraind of ambushes, given
our strength.
On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 05:07:32 PM EST, Antonio Simoes <
dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Underground, cramped corridors don't allow numbers to work! On the other
hand, secrecy and picked numbers might work better?
On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 10:00:04 PM GMT, timfarleynj <
dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
We have some twenty five more people than we had last time.
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On Dec 1, 2022, at 4:47 PM, Antonio Simoes <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
If these guys have human followers and plants for their defence we might
go airborne as we tried on the dragon's lair?
On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 07:38:37 PM GMT, Lee Conner <
leeburkeconner@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Xander will recharge Holly's ring and then re-memorize his spells again
before the group leaves.
On Thu, Dec 1, 2022 at 1:33 PM Tim Farley <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
Interesting that they are called Ezanus's humans. Charmed, maybe? We
shall have to try to take them alive. Could be a font of information. If
they are there.
Is Holly still with us? She expressed an interest in accompanying
Carandolana north. If so, she can 'transmit' the thoughts. Are the
guardsmen still up for battle knowing it is going to be underground? It
appears unlikely that we can burn a cave to the ground, as it is already
beneath it.
Given these revelations, does anyone have anything to add to the planning?
Sean assumes we are still going. Cizvar will remain outside the caverns,
I presume. Unless he can cave in some of the entrances.
Anything more about the plants?
On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 11:57:17 AM EST, SM Baule <
smbaule@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
In leather armor, like Ahearn (and probably also touched by mother - I am
assuming no one asks about Mother. Claalgulp would just be confused)
Maybe Cizvar would be helpful. Hard to tell.
On Thu, Dec 1, 2022 at 8:26 AM Tim Farley <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
What does that mean, like Ahearn? Fast? Lightly armored? Two fisted
fighting style? Touched by Mother?
Jaitbax is a name we heard before, actually. Listed as Droolbane Leader.
We heard of Zirbnicht as well, Claalgulp told us about him. Zirbnicht the
Cuckold, as his female, Leega, is being banged by his bodyguard, Yankall,
who Cizvar knows as Yank.
Does Claalgulp think they might be less on guard if Cizvar leads the way?
If they see him?
I assume there is a lot of goblin ale for Cizvar to be found there. And
making more would be one of the many things any friendly goblins could do,
for which we would pay.
On Thursday, December 1, 2022 at 09:10:13 AM EST, SM Baule <
smbaule@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
One main chief, Jiatbax. Zirbnicht is the number 2. They have about a
dozen guards, plus wolves and maybe a dozen bugbears. Sometimes a couple of
Ezanus's humans are there too. They are like Ahearn (I am assuming you will
ask).
On Thu, Dec 1, 2022 at 6:58 AM timfarleynj <dmarc-noreply@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
wrote:
Two shaman.
Toads we can take. We fought them down at Temple Point.
Ask more about the plants.
Ask how many entrances there are to the caverns.
How many chiefs and how big is their bodyguard?
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On Nov 30, 2022, at 9:30 PM, SM Baule <smbaule@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Elmore will learn the following:
Malkord is a relatively small goblin community, maybe 250 goblins or so
(this takes several irritations to get past many). You are not sure if that
is total or just warriors.
The shamans are the chiefs' wives. There are two of them. Beautiful women.
I would like one for myself, if you can do that.
The guard creatures are plants and toads. Big mean killer toads.
The village is mostly underground, like your place here. The brush can be
tough to get through if Ezanus is in a bad mood.
