Happy birthday Bagger. Regarding the protocol: I think it best if we buy
Bagger a round. I cannot imagine the tension caused throughout SOGAGG if we
have to cease and desist regarding harassment.
Docho
On Feb 17, 2022, at 4:29 PM, Dwayne Junker <dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx> wrote:
SOGAGG Colleagues,
Many of you no doubt heard the loud thunder clap this morning and assumed it
was our Marine cohorts up in Pendleton partaking of their 144 millimeter
howitzers as they drove back the hoard of Angelenians on Highway 5 South who
were attempting an early break out of L.A. to get to San Diego before the
weekend.
You would be wrong, valued Society members. It was a massive breaking of the
sound barrier created by the Blue Angels streaking across our Bagger’s house
in the fiercely independent and unincorporated community of Bonita to salute
one of the U.S. Government’s finest as he arose to find out while shaving
that he doesn’t look a single day older on his birthday (you lucky devil,
you).
He of the Cheshire Cat smile and sandbagging golf game, husband of Joanie the
Delight who always properly dresses him every morning before his departure
and reminds him not to slouch and to treat his employees exactly 180 degrees
from what he observes within SOGAGG.
Question: What is the protocol here? Do we buy Bagger a round on the 26th
to celebrate his birthday or does Bagger buy a round for the Society to
celebrate our allowing him to spend the day un-harassed? Please advise…
The Happiest of Birthday’s to you Bagger-san and all the best to a really
great human being,
/Ace
