Slice – Never an issue, especially when it’s business (and getting hosed).
Chin up,
/Ace
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On ;
Behalf Of Jason
Sent: Thursday, May 4, 2017 6:04 PM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [sogagg] Re: Nomination of Tug McGraw to SOGAGG
Aye-sorry for the delay
Weekly water hose beating in Corona
Jason Minter
619-517-2179
On Apr 30, 2017, at 3:05 PM, dwayne-kay <dwayne-kay@xxxxxxx
<mailto:dwayne-kay@xxxxxxx> > wrote:
Rats, I forgot to cover that. Okay everyone, let’s vote on that first…:)
/Ace
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
[mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Gar Wright
Sent: Sunday, April 30, 2017 3:02 PM
To: SOGAGG <sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> >
Subject: [sogagg] Re: Nomination of Tug McGraw to SOGAGG
Thanks Ace. My only question is, do we copy everyone on our vote?
:)
KD
Gar Wright, 619-733-3309
On Apr 30, 2017 2:58 PM, "dwayne-kay" <dwayne-kay@xxxxxxx
<mailto:dwayne-kay@xxxxxxx> > wrote:
SOGAGG Colleagues,
I direct your attention to the original email on this thread where Knockdown
has put forth Tug McGraw as a candidate for membership in our august group.
Historically, we’ve done this via private vote so there is no chance of a
biased result, which, with our group, would be highly unlikely but regardless,
this is the method we use.
Please provide your vote to me directly at any of the following email addresses
and do not include any other members in your reply:
* dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx <mailto:dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx>
* dwayne-kay@xxxxxxx <mailto:dwayne-kay@xxxxxxx>
* djunker@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:djunker@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Once all votes are received, I will advise all hands. I will save all voting
emails in case anyone wishes to see them. Remember, it requires a two-thirds
affirmative vote to pass.
Take care,
/Ace
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
[mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On Behalf Of Gar Wright
Sent: Sunday, April 30, 2017 9:48 AM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Subject: [sogagg] Nomination of Tug McGraw to SOGAGG
Fellow SOGAGGers,
It is with great pleasure (also with a bit of anxiety, comicality and
wonder....) that I now officially nominate Richard "Tug" McGraw to the ranks of
SOGAGGdom.
"Tug" (not the proposed SOGAGG callsign), has played with us a number of times,
and during these periods he has managed to:
* Drive his golf cart so deep into the woods that it had to be retrieved
by 5 other golfers (it should have been 8, but Divot was too busy taking
pictures, and the other two guys were laughing so hard that they were
completely useless -- unlike just-a-little-bit useless as members of this group
tend to be in their normal state -- but I digress…..)
* Attempted to give himself the "poor man's mudbath" while retrieving an
errant tee shot that went directly into the center of a crusted marsh (I am
happy to offer details on exactly what a "crusted marsh" is during the Q&A…..).
During this escapade he sunk completely up to his knees in the (hideously)
smelly "crusted marsh mud" (you won't find this on Wikipedia - yet….). Always
a trooper, he didn't call for help (obviously surmising that none would be
forthcoming), and again the laughter rendered otherwise good-hearted Samaritans
to a completely immobile state. It must be noted that the pictures that have
been circulating from this event were taken AFTER his clean-up attempts with
several golf towels (which I think he put into OB's trunk, but again I
digress…..)
* Other tee shots from Tug have found their way into (no specific order),
roofs, parking lots, yards, Jacuzzi's, crusted marshes, squirrel dens, large
raptor nests, nearby roads, far-away roads, golf carts in other fairways, golf
carts in other counties, daycare centers, press conferences, buffet lines,
etc……. Still on the list (but not yet achieved), include: voting booths,
libraries, Super Bowl stadium, and the White House Correspondents Dinner.
These are just a few examples of his accuracy with a driver and as a driver……
But who said that golf prowess was a prerequisite for membership? (Certainly
no one who has witnessed our play).
To wrap this up, if he is accepted, I would propose a callsign of "Hazard". To
quote a famous American philosopher (who happens to be the founder of SOGAGG),
"Tug is a Hazard to himself, to other golfers, to innocent bystanders, and even
to the surrounding natural environment……"
That's all I have for now. I stand ready to answer any questions that you may
have, except for the following (Sean Spicer has my back here):
* No questions on logarithms or the Periodic Table of the Elements.
* No questions on my tax returns (yes, I am writing off my losing golf
bets -- and will require your SSN along with Visa Card information when payment
is made)
* No questions regarding Global Warming as I think that President has
already made it clear what the facts are here :)
OK. That's really all I have for now. Appreciate your careful consideration
of this matter.
Warmest wishes,
KD
Gar Wright
(cell) 619-733-3309 <tel:(619)%20733-3309>
(fax) 619-435-0747 <tel:(619)%20435-0747>
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx <mailto:gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx>
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From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx <mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
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Cc: Tug McGraw; Robert Pennoyer; Bob Clark
Subject: [sogagg] Mud Tug
"So there I was, reaching down for my ball that was lying on this kinda dark
looking dirt, when suddenly..."
