Dear Vladimir,
You've done it again - this time you've attempted to influence the election
process by hacking the SOGAGG collective email address.
So many questions:
1. Was candidate McGraw complicit in this?
2. What were your underlying motives in attempting to sway the vote?
3. Was there any surreptitious meetings or discussions held with Michael Flynn?
4. Finally, and most important, how many free rounds of fermented libation
will be necessary on your part to preclude a formal investigation by the SOGAGG
"Hang 'em" committee made up of Skully, Trek and Old Slice, with Special
Prosecutor "Hard Labor" Chi Chi ??
The world awaits...
/Ace
Sent from my iPhone
On May 1, 2017, at 09:38, Michael Woiwode <wodeworks@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
My apologies to all for replying via sogagg collective. I promise, I'm
trainable.
MikeW
On May 1, 2017 07:06, "Charlie Hopkins" <chopkins294@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
Mike,
You are definitely a full-fledged member, which I am sure you will come to
regret. We just need to find a good call sign for you. That seems to be
causing us some trouble, so please screw something up - it would help us a
lot.
Oh by the way, we make these votes privately to Ace.
Sent from my iPhone (619-944-2786)
Warm Regards,
Rules
On Apr 30, 2017, at 22:03, Michael Woiwode <wodeworks@xxxxxxxxx> wrote:
A colorful character. I vote "yes," even if I'm not yet a full fledged
member.
MikeW
On Apr 30, 2017 2:58 PM, "dwayne-kay" <dwayne-kay@xxxxxxx> wrote:
SOGAGG Colleagues,
I direct your attention to the original email on this thread where
Knockdown has put forth Tug McGraw as a candidate for membership in our
august group.
Historically, we’ve done this via private vote so there is no chance of a
biased result, which, with our group, would be highly unlikely but
regardless, this is the method we use.
Please provide your vote to me directly at any of the following email
addresses and do not include any other members in your reply:
· dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx
· dwayne-kay@xxxxxxx
· djunker@xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Once all votes are received, I will advise all hands. I will save all
voting emails in case anyone wishes to see them. Remember, it requires a
two-thirds affirmative vote to pass.
Take care,
/Ace
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On ;
Behalf Of Gar Wright
Sent: Sunday, April 30, 2017 9:48 AM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Subject: [sogagg] Nomination of Tug McGraw to SOGAGG
Fellow SOGAGGers,
It is with great pleasure (also with a bit of anxiety, comicality and
wonder....) that I now officially nominate Richard "Tug" McGraw to the
ranks of SOGAGGdom.
"Tug" (not the proposed SOGAGG callsign), has played with us a number of
times, and during these periods he has managed to:
· Drive his golf cart so deep into the woods that it had to be
retrieved by 5 other golfers (it should have been 8, but Divot was too busy
taking pictures, and the other two guys were laughing so hard that they
were completely useless -- unlike just-a-little-bit useless as members of
this group tend to be in their normal state -- but I digress…..)
· Attempted to give himself the "poor man's mudbath" while retrieving
an errant tee shot that went directly into the center of a crusted marsh (I
am happy to offer details on exactly what a "crusted marsh" is during the
Q&A…..). During this escapade he sunk completely up to his knees in the
(hideously) smelly "crusted marsh mud" (you won't find this on Wikipedia -
yet….). Always a trooper, he didn't call for help (obviously surmising
that none would be forthcoming), and again the laughter rendered otherwise
good-hearted Samaritans to a completely immobile state. It must be noted
that the pictures that have been circulating from this event were taken
AFTER his clean-up attempts with several golf towels (which I think he put
into OB's trunk, but again I digress…..)
· Other tee shots from Tug have found their way into (no specific
order), roofs, parking lots, yards, Jacuzzi's, crusted marshes, squirrel
dens, large raptor nests, nearby roads, far-away roads, golf carts in other
fairways, golf carts in other counties, daycare centers, press conferences,
buffet lines, etc……. Still on the list (but not yet achieved), include:
voting booths, libraries, Super Bowl stadium, and the White House
Correspondents Dinner.
These are just a few examples of his accuracy with a driver and as a
driver…… But who said that golf prowess was a prerequisite for
membership? (Certainly no one who has witnessed our play).
To wrap this up, if he is accepted, I would propose a callsign of "Hazard".
To quote a famous American philosopher (who happens to be the founder of
SOGAGG), "Tug is a Hazard to himself, to other golfers, to innocent
bystanders, and even to the surrounding natural environment……"
That's all I have for now. I stand ready to answer any questions that you
may have, except for the following (Sean Spicer has my back here):
· No questions on logarithms or the Periodic Table of the Elements.
· No questions on my tax returns (yes, I am writing off my losing
golf bets -- and will require your SSN along with Visa Card information
when payment is made)
· No questions regarding Global Warming as I think that President has
already made it clear what the facts are here J
OK. That's really all I have for now. Appreciate your careful
consideration of this matter.
Warmest wishes,
KD
Gar Wright
(cell) 619-733-3309
(fax) 619-435-0747
gar.wright77@xxxxxxxxx
-----Original Message-----
From: sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx [mailto:sogagg-bounce@xxxxxxxxxxxxx] On ;
Behalf Of dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx
Sent: Saturday, April 29, 2017 2:58 PM
To: sogagg@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Cc: Tug McGraw; Robert Pennoyer; Bob Clark
Subject: [sogagg] Mud Tug
"So there I was, reaching down for my ball that was lying on this kinda
dark looking dirt, when suddenly..."