Happy birthday, KD!
Woods
On Sun, Aug 6, 2017 at 4:36 PM, Dwayne Junker <dwayne.junker@xxxxxxx> wrote:
SOGAGG Warriors,
There is such a massive number of unsolved mysteries worldwide
continuously begging for solution that we have lost the will to accurately
account for their total. While others have spent countless millions of
dollars and innumerable years of their lives attempting to obtain that
final clue leading to the holy grail of discovery, there is one that has
stood the test of time, involved significant sweat equity and resulted in
nothing more than the weeping and gnashing of teeth: Knockdown’s birthday…
Yes, we in the Society have tried. The secret meetings, the high cost of
private investigative firms, the use of the National Enquirer and, of
course, TMZ. Nothing. False trails, broken dreams, general despair and,
finally, the near giving up of hope.
Until now.
Because this august body is known for its tenacious,
“see-the-hill-take-the-hill” approach to any challenge, along with
reportedly weak minds and a cheating nature during outings, one member was
able to do what others have found to be impossible – obtain the key to
unlock the jeweled box.
Yes, fellow SOGAGGers, Knockdown’s birthday, as our SOGAGG member reported
this morning at 0723 PDT through Reuters, was yesterday, Saturday, August
5. This calls for a special shout-out to our special SOGAGGer who has no
doubt had a bad day or two in his life but his great upbeat nature would
never allow anyone to know it. Congratulations on your big day yesterday
KD – and just keep being you. That’s the way we like it.
Happy Birthday!
/Ace
