[ SHOWGSD-L ] Re: funny...sort of
- From: "Sharon Allbright" <sharlen@xxxxxxxxxxxx>
- To: <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
- Date: Wed, 13 Apr 2005 10:17:39 -0700
I get calls like this 7 days a week and most all hours of the day. Thanks
for being kind in your answers. You never know when you might educate a
person in exactly the correct way.
Sharon Allbright
----- Original Message -----
From: <Pinehillgsds@xxxxxxx>
To: <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
Sent: Wednesday, April 13, 2005 9:58 AM
Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] funny...sort of
> It must be spring..... got a phone call yesterday from someone wanting to
> breed their dog (Czechoslovakian border dog). I waited until I was in
the
> right frame of mind to return the call, thinking they had a bitch and I
would
> find the right, polite words to tell them "no".
>
> Wrong.
>
> They have a five year old male they want to "stud out". Not one of them
> pretty show dogs either (their words), but a "working dog". (Geeezzze,
way to
> insult the person you're calling for info, huh?)
>
> Their first description was 65 lbs., next came "large ears", followed by
> "long tongue".
>
> Now, about this time I'm thinking this is a prank that some friends have
put
> together, so I let the husband ramble on and realized it wasn't a prank,
he
> was quite serious. When he ran out of things to say, I started on
responsible
> breeding practices, health certs, breed worthiness, responsibilities that
> face a stud dog owner, etc., etc. I then mentioned that the way it
works in
> dogs, the girl dog owner approaches the boy dog owner and asks him to the
> dance (so to speak, lol), and not the other way around. I guess by this
time, it
> was apparent that none of my gals were issuing invitations <G>!
>
> He said I'd given him a lot to think about and thanked me for my time.
When
> I got off the phone, I went and looked at the boys' ears. They look
> proportional, not overly large. No idea about how long their tongues are.
What a
> wild way to describe a dog! Just when you thought you'd heard
everything!!!!
>
> Kathy
> visit _Pine Hill German Shepherd Dogs_
> (http://www.geocities.com/pinehillgsds/)
>
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