[ SHOWGSD-L ] "NATIONAL'S POOP AMBASSADORS"

  • From: "Robert Braue" <rbraue@xxxxxxxxxxx>
  • To: "Showgsd-l " <Showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx>
  • Date: Fri, 5 Oct 2007 17:27:21 -0500

I would love to bestow this title on any and all volunteers who would help 
empty "honey buckets" at the six GSDCA designated motels at the Nationals - 
Best Western Crossroads, Loveland; Residence Inn, Loveland (Nicky Bunch has 
already volunteered but could use a partner or two); Holiday Inn Express, Ft. 
Collins; Host Hotel Hilton Inn, Ft. Collins; Comfort Suites, Ft. Collins; and 
Residence Inn  By Marriot, Ft. Collins.
You'll be highly compensated volunteers based on the number of "deposits" you 
handle.  It simply entails removing plastic liners from the honey buckets as 
necessary and replacing them with new liners to be found in the bottom of each 
bucket.  Poop scoopers belonging to our Club and a "Poopin Pooch" silhouette 
will indicate your exclusive territory.  Simply "deposit' these bags in motel's 
garbage cannisters on their properties.  It's much easier to catch them 
partially full, rather than over-flowing.  I have an unidentified auditor at 
each motel to check the number of cannister deposits.  And the individual "High 
in Deposits" will be awarded an exclusive territory at the 2008 Nationals in 
Beaumont. 

I'll personally set up each poop station on Monday 15th, and if you want to 
claim exclusive rights to be a Poop Ambassador, I might engrave a plaque with 
your name on it.  

I'll be endeared to you for life!!  Our objective is to be sure GSDCA is ALWAYS 
welcome back at each of these motel chains across the nation.  

Bob Braue, Memphis
GSDCA Senior Shitizen 
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