[ SHOWGSD-L ] Fwd: The German Shepherd and the Panther
- From: morton goldfarb <janandmort@xxxxxxx>
- To: showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 4 Aug 2011 13:23:56 -0400 (EDT)
After al the stress about finances etc. perhaps a little levity will help
What was was, what is is --but what was is and what is was!!
Morton Goldfarb
One day an old German Shepherd starts chasing
rabbits and before long, discovers that he's
lost. Wandering about, he notices a panther
heading rapidly in his direction with the
intention of having lunch.
The old German Shepherd thinks, "Oh, oh! I'm in
deep trouble now!"
Noticing some bones on the ground close by, he
immediately settles down to chew on the bones
with his back to the approaching cat. Just as
the panther is about to leap, the old German
Shepherd exclaims loudly, "Boy, that was one
delicious panther! I wonder if there are any
more around here?"
Hearing this, the young panther halts his
attack in mid-strike, a look of terror comes
over him and he slinks away into the trees.
"Whew!," says the panther, "That was close!
That old German Shepherd nearly had me!"
Meanwhile, a squirrel who had been watching the
whole scene from a nearby tree, figures he can
put this knowledge to good use and trade it for
protection from the panther. So, off he
goes.
The squirrel soon catches up with the panther,
spills the beans and strikes a deal for himself
with the panther.
The young panther is furious at being made a
fool of and says, "Here, squirrel, hop on my
back and see what's going to happen to that
conniving canine!"
Now, the old German Shepherd sees the panther
coming with the squirrel on his back and
thinks, "What am I going to do now?", but
instead of running, the dog sits down with his
back to his attackers, pretending he hasn't
seen them yet, and just when they get close
enough to hear, the old German Shepherd says...
"Where's that squirrel? I sent him off an hour
ago to bring me another panther!"
Moral of this story...
Don't mess with the old dogs... Age and skill
will always overcome youth and treachery! BS
and brilliance only come with age and
experience.
If you don't send this to five 'old' friends
right away, there will be five fewer people
laughing in the world.
Of course, I am in no way insinuating that you
are old, just 'youthfully challenged'.
You did notice the size of the print, didn't
you?
Joe Winningham
joewinn@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
Ph. 209-483-6112
Born Free and staying that way. The government earns no money. Everything it
spends is STOLEN from YOU your children and your grandchildren. STOP the
madness, STOP the slavery. Career politicians and elite universities are
taking us down. Harvard Princeton and Yale, Bullets bombs and banks. We the
people surround them. Stand up for individual liberty and limited
government. Help restore the constitution and honesty to our country.
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