Ahahahaha, good one Helen but not all true in my case. 1. yes they do! 2. my hubby does 90% of the vacuuming 3. we won't go there!! 4. we all complain at our house 5. won't go there either 6. the cats are always my husbands babies 7. he does the dishes, wipes them AND puts them away 8. Ewww 9. Hubby notices, dogs notice because they have less to chew on 10. I make them fight in the bedroom or outside 11. I AM the postman!!!! LOLOLOL Lee Ealy Michigan ----- Original Message ----- From: "Helen Franklin" <helen@xxxxxxxxxxxxxx> To: <showgsd-l@xxxxxxxxxxxxx> Sent: Saturday, July 30, 2005 1:28 PM Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] Dogs and Men > How dogs and men are the same: > 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. > 2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. > 3. Both mark their territory. > 4. Neither tells you what's bothering them. > 5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous > 6. Neither understands what you see in cats. > 7. Neither does any dishes. > 8. Both fart shamelessly. > 9. Neither of them notices when you get your hair cut. > 10. Both like dominance games. > 11. Both are suspicious of the postman.. > Your smile for the day.....Helen > ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2005. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://www.showgsd.org ============================================================================