I do dishes and laundry but not floors andwindows(that's my uncles forte'). But I don't have a choice I'm a bachelor. Bob Neiman -------------- Original message -------------- > Hey Helen, I do the dishes, do all the cooking, even do floors.....however, > I do not do windows > > Bob > ----- Original Message ----- > From: "Helen Franklin" > To: > Sent: Saturday, July 30, 2005 10:28 AM > Subject: [ SHOWGSD-L ] Dogs and Men > > > > How dogs and men are the same: > > 1. Both take up too much space on the bed. > > 2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning. > > 3. Both mark their territory. > > 4. Neither tells you what's bothering them. > > 5. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous > > 6. Neither understands what you see in cats. > > 7. Neither does any dishes. > > 8. Both fart shamelessly. > > 9. Neither of them notices when you get your hair cut. > > 10. Both like dominance games. > > 11. Both are suspicious of the postman.. > > Your smile for the day.....Helen > > > > > > ============================================================================ POST is Copyrighted 2005. All material remains the property of the original author and of GSD Communication, Inc. NO REPRODUCTIONS or FORWARDS of any kind are permitted without prior permission of the original author AND of the Showgsd-l Management. ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. ALL PERSONS ARE ON NOTICE THAT THE FORWARDING, REPRODUCTION OR USE IN ANY MANNER OF ANY MATERIAL WHICH APPEARS ON SHOWGSD-L WITHOUT THE EXPRESS PERMISSION OF ALL PARTIES TO THE POST AND THE LIST MANAGEMENT IS EXPRESSLY FORBIDDEN, AND IS A VIOLATION OF LAW. VIOLATORS OF THIS PROHIBITION WILL BE PROSECUTED. For assistance, please contact the List Management at admin@xxxxxxxxxxxx VISIT OUR WEBSITE - http://www.showgsd.org ============================================================================