Two old guys are pushing their carts around Wal-Mart when they
collide. The first old guy says to the
second guy, "Sorry about that. I'm looking for my wife, and I guess I
wasn't paying attention to where I was going."
The second old guy says, "That's OK, It's a coincidence. I'm looking
for my wife, too. I can't find her and I'm getting a little
desperate."
The first old guy says, "Well, maybe I can help you find her. What
does she look like?"
The second old guy says: "Well, she is 27 yrs old, tall, with red
hair, blue eyes, long legs, and is wearing short shorts. What does
your wife look like?"
To which the first old guy says, "Doesn't matter, --- let's look for yours."
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