[ratpack] Re: HUMOR: NEW Stimulus Check
- From: John Christensen <johncgg@xxxxxxxxx>
- To: ratpack@xxxxxxxxxxxxx
- Date: Thu, 17 May 2012 09:40:16 -0500
Free and clear now. I use salene solution once a day, just to rinse out the
bad stuff. So far so good. I think it was Feb 2011. I couldn't breathe in
or out of either nostril. Terrible.
Nice that they don't do cotton (10 feet or so) any more.
JC
On Thu, May 17, 2012 at 9:23 AM, Aleta Boyce <alboyce@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
> Yup, mine's not gold dust, just the regular kind.
> How are you doing now? still have lots of problems or has it abated?
>
> On May 17, 2012, at 8:19 AM, John Christensen wrote:
>
> Glad you are OK. I had my sinuses worked on last year about this time.
> Polyps, too many to breathe, probably from inhaing the gold dust I am
> allergic to at the polishing machine. No fun.
>
> JC
>
> On Thu, May 17, 2012 at 7:21 AM, Aleta Boyce <alboyce@xxxxxxxxxxxx> wrote:
>
>> Still laughing...
>> How about if I get the tatoo and have a yard sale while I drink beer all
>> day with a ball player??
>>
>>
>> I called the Canon tech to figure out why my printer wasn't printing
>> correctly from Photoshop (JUST photoshop - not Illustrator, Preview or
>> Word). btw - Photoshop printed fine to the big Epson printer, just not the
>> Canon, and I had already reinstalled Photoshop from Disk.
>>
>> I got to talk to a guy in Virginia who spoke perfect English. He
>> actually KNEW his business and had me back up and running within 20-30
>> minutes. (Print driver update was no good, go back to disk copy and
>> reinstall.) Yeah, it was a no-brainer, but he'd never seen one just print
>> badly from one program. It was a bit weird.
>>
>> anyway -
>> I'll buy Canon again just for that call. I HATED calling HP support. If
>> I could even understand the tech they had no clue how to handle the problem
>> and I spent hours on the phone unnecessarily for a cheap printer.
>>
>> also, my sinus operation was a success, and I'm headed out to the track
>> this weekend and next weekend, at least for a few hours each day. I'm
>> finishing up a big painting of Shane Turpin in a race from last year and it
>> looks pretty good.
>> Sorry, guys, but I'm enjoying the negative/positive space in motorcycles,
>> and they're the only races out here, anyway.
>>
>> I almost cried when I watched the Rolex race the other day.
>>
>> Aleta
>>
>>
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>> On May 16, 2012, at 11:54 PM, humminboid@xxxxxxxxxxx wrote:
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>> *Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic*
>> * **Stimulus' payment.
>>
>> This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by** **using
>> a Q & A format:
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>> Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?
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>> A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.
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>> Q.. Where will the government get this money ?
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>> A. From taxpayers.
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>> Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?
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>> A. Only a smidgen of it.
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>> Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?
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>> A. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a** **high-definition
>> TV set, thus stimulating the economy.
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>>
>> Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?
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>> A. Shut up.
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>> Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. Economy by** *
>> *spending your stimulus check wisely:
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>> * If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go
>> to China or Sri Lanka .
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>> * If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the** **
>> Arabs.
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>> * If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or** *
>> *China .
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>> * If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico ,** *
>> *Honduras and Guatemala ..
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>> * If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea .
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>> * If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan .
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>> * If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go** **to
>> management bonuses and they will hide it offshore.
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>> Instead, keep the money in America by:
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>> 1) Spending it at yard sales, or
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>> 2) Going to ball games, or
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>> 3) Spending it on prostitutes, or
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>> 4) Beer or
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>> 5) Tattoos.
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>> (These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S. )
>>
>> Conclusion:
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>> Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard** **sale
>> and drink beer all day !
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>> No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help.*****
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