Well, you knew I wouldn't be able to resist. a 3 day hard-on...That's bragging rights. That's lasting power. Set up shop...invite the women. come one, "come" all. absolute satisfaction guaranteed. no one leaves--disappointed. $3 million for a 3 day hard-on. That's a million a day. that's $695 a minute. How's the saying go..."If I had a nickel for every time I've...I'd be a rich man" :-D Ken Campbell wrote: >Yes, this case below is about penises. Sorry about that. Sheldon, hold >the remarks about 3-day erections, please. > >The interaction between the superior court and the appellate court is >the main thing I'm highlighting here. > >When our section (section 5) had its potluck dinner, Stan Corbett came >later than the rest. There were fewer students there so Nicole >Stephenson and I pretty much monopolized the conversation with him for >45 minutes. > >Stan is incredibly intelligent and interesting in conversation. One >thing that came up was about various tort awards in the U.S. -- such as >the McDonalds hot coffee case? I forget the details, but I think some >woman got millions for spilling the coffee on her lap. > >Stan immediately noted that that award was knocked way down by the >appellate court. He said almost all of the huge tort awards are severely >trimmed on appeal. But the trimming never gets the headlines and many >people continue on, for the rest of their lives, thinking the original >awards stood. > >Since then, I've always been watching for the dynamic. > >And I saw this case. > >The original award was $3 million -- the appeals court sent it back to >superior court, saying reduce that total. The judge did: BY ONE PENNY. > >Heh heh. That's some gutsy judge, a loud and clear: screw you. (No >puns.) > >Ken. > >-- >Necessity is the plea for every infringement of >human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it >is the creed of slaves. > -- William Pitt > Speeches: The India Bill > > >---------------------------------------------------------------------- > > >$3M Verdict > > >FREEHOLD, N.J. (AP Friday, Nov. 21, 2003) - A man who had to endure a >three-day erection after penile surgery was awarded $3 million by a jury >two years ago, but an appeals court ordered a Monmouth County judge to >lower the award. > >So Superior Court Judge Alexander Lehrer did - by one penny. > >Now the appellate panel has taken the case away from Lehrer, and >directed a different judge to further reduce the award to Joseph Tomaino >of Neptune. He sued the Male Sexual Dysfunction Institute in Chicago and >a doctor after he had to undergo surgery to end a three-day erection he >suffered following their treatments in 1992. > >The appeals court had ordered Lehrer, who presided over the trial, to >cut the $3 million, saying the size of the award "shocked the court's >conscience" because Tomaino, though unable to perform sexually, could >still work and enjoy sports and social activities. > >But Lehrer said he thought Tomaino should have gotten even more than $3 >million. > >In a decision written this week, the appeals panel reversed the judgment >and sent the case back with orders for another judge to reduce the >award, citing Lehrer's "demonstrated unwillingness to comply with our >instructions." > >Dennis Drazin, the lawyer representing Tomaino, said he plans to ask the >state Supreme Court to hear the case. > >"You have a young man who is deformed for the rest of his life," he told >The Star-Ledger of Newark. He said Lehrer was in the best position to >evaluate whether the jury award was appropriate, since he saw the >witnesses and heard the evidence. > >Joseph Manning, the lawyer currently representing thoracic surgeon >Sheldon Burman and the Male Sexual Dysfunction Institute, declined to >comment on the ruling. > > > > > >