Yes, this case below is about penises. Sorry about that. Sheldon, hold the remarks about 3-day erections, please. The interaction between the superior court and the appellate court is the main thing I'm highlighting here. When our section (section 5) had its potluck dinner, Stan Corbett came later than the rest. There were fewer students there so Nicole Stephenson and I pretty much monopolized the conversation with him for 45 minutes. Stan is incredibly intelligent and interesting in conversation. One thing that came up was about various tort awards in the U.S. -- such as the McDonalds hot coffee case? I forget the details, but I think some woman got millions for spilling the coffee on her lap. Stan immediately noted that that award was knocked way down by the appellate court. He said almost all of the huge tort awards are severely trimmed on appeal. But the trimming never gets the headlines and many people continue on, for the rest of their lives, thinking the original awards stood. Since then, I've always been watching for the dynamic. And I saw this case. The original award was $3 million -- the appeals court sent it back to superior court, saying reduce that total. The judge did: BY ONE PENNY. Heh heh. That's some gutsy judge, a loud and clear: screw you. (No puns.) Ken. -- Necessity is the plea for every infringement of human freedom. It is the argument of tyrants; it is the creed of slaves. -- William Pitt Speeches: The India Bill ---------------------------------------------------------------------- $3M Verdict FREEHOLD, N.J. (AP Friday, Nov. 21, 2003) - A man who had to endure a three-day erection after penile surgery was awarded $3 million by a jury two years ago, but an appeals court ordered a Monmouth County judge to lower the award. So Superior Court Judge Alexander Lehrer did - by one penny. Now the appellate panel has taken the case away from Lehrer, and directed a different judge to further reduce the award to Joseph Tomaino of Neptune. He sued the Male Sexual Dysfunction Institute in Chicago and a doctor after he had to undergo surgery to end a three-day erection he suffered following their treatments in 1992. The appeals court had ordered Lehrer, who presided over the trial, to cut the $3 million, saying the size of the award "shocked the court's conscience" because Tomaino, though unable to perform sexually, could still work and enjoy sports and social activities. But Lehrer said he thought Tomaino should have gotten even more than $3 million. In a decision written this week, the appeals panel reversed the judgment and sent the case back with orders for another judge to reduce the award, citing Lehrer's "demonstrated unwillingness to comply with our instructions." Dennis Drazin, the lawyer representing Tomaino, said he plans to ask the state Supreme Court to hear the case. "You have a young man who is deformed for the rest of his life," he told The Star-Ledger of Newark. He said Lehrer was in the best position to evaluate whether the jury award was appropriate, since he saw the witnesses and heard the evidence. Joseph Manning, the lawyer currently representing thoracic surgeon Sheldon Burman and the Male Sexual Dysfunction Institute, declined to comment on the ruling.