[nasional_list] [ppiindia] INTERMEZZO OF The old fella's

  • From: "Ambon" <sea@xxxxxxxxxx>
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  • Date: Sat, 8 Jul 2006 11:50:39 +0200

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An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor 
gave the man a jar and said, 

"Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." 

The next day the 85 year old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him 
the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. The doctor asked 
what happened and the man explained: 

"Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing. 
Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. 

"Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, 
still nothing. She tried with her mouth,first with the teeth in, then with her 
teeth out, and still nothing. 

"We even called up Mavis, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both 
hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but 
still nothing." 

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbour?"

"Yep." the old man replied, "And no matter what we tried we still couldn't get 
the jar open!


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